FAQ's

Q. Do you travel around the country? I live in London and would love to meet up with you.

A. Yes, I travel throughout the UK - I regularly tour Belfast, Inverness, Carlisle, Newcastle and now London. For all my TOUR DATES and to read my many reviews, please go to my TOURS & NEWS page, or click HERE!

Q. Can I see any unblurred photos of you on your site?

A. No, there are no unblurred photos of me here as I value my privacy, and there are some people who know me who may not agree with my choice of 'employment' I do promise you though, that I am very attractive and don't look like a Bulldog chewing a wasp!

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Q. Do your family and friends know what you do?

A. Yes, they do know and they are of great support. They don't neccesarily approve as such, but they respect my choices.

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Q. Have you been *traffiked, have a *pimp or been *co-erced in any way into doing what you do? Do you take *illicit drugs?

A. I was born and brought up in the UK, and the answer to ALL of the *above is absolutely NO! I barely even drink alcohol! What I do is through my choice and nobody else's. And as an Independent, I am 100% legal (I work alone) and I also pay my tax and national insurance. My Accountant gets paid too!

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Q. Your fees are rather high, can I haggle for less maybe?

A. My fees may be 'high' as far as YOU are concerned, but I offer a quality service. I am not a piece of merchandise - I am human. My fees are as stated UNLESS I decide to offer a discount which will be shown on my rates page

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Q. If I have to cancel, can I re-book?

A. If you have to cancel, please do me the courtesy of letting me know BEFOREHAND. I appreciate that (other) things can 'pop up' at the last minute, but I am only a phone call/text/email away. In this day and age of technical gadgetry, there really is NO excuse. So YES, let me know and I will happily re-book you. BUT ... if you DON'T let me know, or even bother to send me an apology straight after the appointed time, then expect no contact with me. You will be blocked.

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Q. How much notice do you need for an IN/OUTCALL?

A. Ideally I require at least one day's notice for a booking. I do offer same day bookings, for which I would require at least 2 hours notice. That said, I cannot guarantee a same day booking. I am very busy, so the more notice that you can give me, the better for both you and I.

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Q. Do you do anal?

A. No - it hurts! I have tried it and didn't like it, sorry! Then again - is it okay if I use one of my vibrators or dildo's on YOU first? *winks*

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Q. Would you go bareback? I guarantee that I am clean and have a certificate to prove it!

A. NO WAY! I go for regular monthly check-ups even though I ALWAYS use condoms. I really don't think it's worth the risk. Actually, when was the last time that YOU had a check up? NEVER assume that you're okay just because you're married etc - how do you know that your partner isn't doing what you're doing? Hmmmm - think about it...

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Q. Can I CIM?

A. Have you tasted/swallowed your own seed lately? No, I didn't think so - it tastes YUK!!! So no - I don't like CIM! Besides, there are far too many calories and I am dieting, lol.

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Q. How about bondage?

A. Yes, I'll tie and bind you if you like. But as for doing the same to me - nope. I like to be in control at all times

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Q. Sometimes when I call your mobile, there is either no answer or it's switched off.

A. Yes, I am aware that this sometimes happens and I appreciate just how annoying it can be, but please understand that I may be busy with an appointment (and occasionally forget to switch off my phone), or I have switched off my phone because I am busy, maybe at the Doctor's/Dentists/Shopping or because I am fed up of getting drunken calls at 5am.

IF you can't get through - PLEASE don't be disheartened. Just leave me a voicemail or text and I promise I shall reply as soon as I am made aware that there is a message waiting for me. PLEASE NOTE though that I will not call back if I only have a missed call without there being a voicemail or text message.

Failing that - send me an email and again, I shall reply ASAP.

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If you have a question that hasn't been covered here, please email or call me.